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MOUNT LOSEMORE

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Johnny Reid "John" Edwards (a.k.a "Love Lips")Learned nothing or everything from Bill Clinton. Screwed a woman who couldn't keep a secret. Johnny did bill one better and Hid from The National Enquirer in a hotel bathroom. In his defense he said his wife's cancer was in remission. By coincidence his political career has now crossed over and can be heard by John Edward.

Marshall Clement Sanford Jr is the Eagle Scout who condemned President Clinton when he cigar-fucked a fat girl. But when he claimed he went hiking on naked hiking day he broke his boy scout oath because he was really screwing a reporter in Argentina with a degree in "International Relations." Now he has no home with "The Family," either of them, the devil cult in DC or the she- cuckold in NC.

THE LONGEST LOSER:
Norman Bertram "Norm" Coleman Jr.Norman Jr. barely won a previous election after his opponent died in a mysterious plane crash, which may not have been caused by the evil machinations of Carl Rove. He then lost to a clown and couldn’t admit it. In fact he opined that for the good of the people Mr. Franken should concede quickly and save the precious time and money that would be spent on even a days worth of legal investigation. When Coleman realized he had lost, he vowed to take his case all the way up to the supreme court, regardless of the time and money thing. No doubt Norman Jr. hoped to steal the election like his hero George Jr.
Sometimes losing takes just a moment, but Norman Jr. has spent seven months making this monument out of his moment.

Milorad R. Blagojevich has a hair helmet fetish like John Edwards and an annoying wife like Bill Clinton. Much like Eliot Spitzer and John Mccain, Milorad owes his career to the money and influence of a well-connected father (his wife's.) He differs from most politicians in having the bad taste to swear on an FBI transcript. Gary Hart and Alfred E. Neuman would be proud of his attitude, and James Traficant has already planned to get a "bloggo wig" when he gets out of jail. Although Bloggo has been impeached he left us with Mr. Roland Burris who's campaign of greedy buffoonery makes him a future candidate for the monument of shame.

note: if you are twelve and doing a report on Mount Rushmore - this is not it, this is Mount Lose-More a monument to Lies, Scandal, and Hypocrisy. These are the Deroes of contemporary culture whose public achievements have been a beacon of duplicity and corruption to a world easily mislead. Mountains are made of stone, and stones are for throwing. Let the muck fly.